Drawn in ink. Designed to wink.
🐚 Sea Urchin; No Touchin’
Printed Micro-Thong – Shell Games Series
✨ For when you want to tan in peace… and set boundaries in style.
💬 “Not an invitation. More like a warning.”
💋 NSFWink Description
Sharp. Spiky. And deliciously unapproachable.
This ultra-minimal thong places a sea urchin right where it stings — a bold statement piece for those who prefer their body sacred and their humor salty.
Inspired by nature’s prickliest mood, this design is part warning sign, part power play.
The strategically placed sea urchin print lets everyone know: touch is not included.
👙 Cut high and fierce, this piece is here to show skin — not availability.
💣 Pair it with your “don’t fuck with me” energy and a spritz of SPF 50.
🧵 Technical Details
- Material: 90% polyester, 10% spandex
- Fabric: High-quality “yoga cloth” — soft, stretchy, resilient
- Waistband: Comfortable elastic that adapts to your body
- Lining: Breathable to protect intimate zones
- Fit: Minimal coverage, maximum attitude
🌀 Care Instructions
Hand or machine wash (max 45ºC).
No bleach. No long soaks. No drama.
📏 Sizing (EU Standard)
| Size | Length (cm/in) | Waist (cm/in) | Bottom Width (cm/in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 19 / 7.5 | 68 / 26.8 | 64.5 / 25.4 |
| S | 20 / 7.9 | 72 / 28.3 | 68 / 26.8 |
| M | 21 / 8.3 | 76 / 29.9 | 71.5 / 28.1 |
| L | 22 / 8.7 | 81 / 31.9 | 75 / 29.5 |
| XL | 23 / 9.1 | 86 / 33.9 | 78.5 / 30.9 |
📦 NSFWink Reminder
Color or placement may vary slightly between batches.
This isn’t just underwear.
It’s a mood. It’s a boundary. With style.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Size | L, M, S, XL, XS |
| Color | White |

















